少兒簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話
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蒼蠅
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生:服務(wù)員,我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅.
服務(wù)員:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被燙死的.
一名偉人
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生:當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?,還沒有人活到400多歲。
你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒有,老師??墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn),一個(gè)耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。
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