經(jīng)典幽默的英語小笑話

經(jīng)典幽默的英語小笑話

　　學(xué)習(xí)英語可以是一個(gè)枯燥的過程，也可以是一個(gè)有趣的過程。小編在此獻(xiàn)上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。

　　英語幽默小笑話：妻子的祈求

　　Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

　　兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。一位對(duì)另一位說起他與妻子的一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)斗。他說：“最后，我迫使她跪下來求我。”

　　"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

　　“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

　　"She told me to come out from under the bed."

　　“她求我快點(diǎn)從床下爬出來。”

　　英語幽默小笑話：理由

　　One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

　　一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。

　　Mom: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

　　媽媽:起來，兒子。去學(xué)校的時(shí)間到了。

　　Son: But why? I don't want to go to school.

　　兒子:但是為什么?我不想去學(xué)校。

　　Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

　　媽媽:給我兩個(gè)理由，你為什么不想去學(xué)校。

　　Son: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

　　兒子:第一，所有的孩子都恨我。第二，所有的老師都恨我。

　　Mom: Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

　　媽媽:哦!這不是理由。來吧，你必須去學(xué)校。

　　Son: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

　　兒子:那給我兩個(gè)為什么我要去學(xué)校的理由?

　　Mom:One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

　　媽媽:第一，你都52歲了，應(yīng)該明白自己的責(zé)任。第二，你是學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)。

　　英語幽默小笑話：委婉的提醒

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

　　結(jié)婚很久了，丈夫現(xiàn)在有時(shí)需要我委婉地提醒他一些特別的日子。在結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念日的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他說:“親愛的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

　　他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我:“那么，你想交換座位，是嗎?”