經(jīng)典幽默的英語笑話 雙語

　　學(xué)習(xí)英語可以是一個(gè)枯燥的過程，也可以是一個(gè)有趣的過程。小編在此獻(xiàn)上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。

　　英語幽默小笑話：大膽的猜想

　　Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery,he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The professor asked if anyone knew

　　what that meant.

　　我們的物理教授千方白計(jì)地引導(dǎo)學(xué)生討論阿基米德的排水原理。他告訴我們，阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他進(jìn)入池子，發(fā)現(xiàn)水漲高了，溢出池沿。他對(duì)這一發(fā)現(xiàn)十分激動(dòng)，跑到街上高喊:"Eureka, eureka!”教授問我們誰知道他喊的是什么意思。

　　One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked! I'm naked!"

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生站起來答道:“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦!”

　　英語幽默小笑話：上帝在看著

　　The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.God is watching."

　　學(xué)生們?cè)谑程门抨?duì)吃午餐。在桌子的一頭有一大堆蘋果，修女寫了一張紙條，貼在蘋果托盤上:“只能拿一個(gè)。上帝在看著你。”

　　Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

　　順著午餐隊(duì)伍往前走，在桌子的另一端有一大堆巧克力餅干。一個(gè)孩子寫了一張紙條，“想要多少拿多少，上帝正看著蘋果呢。”

　　英語幽默小笑話：能讓我們老師回去嗎?

　　While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

　　在訪問一聽鄉(xiāng)村學(xué)校時(shí)，教育委員會(huì)主席因?yàn)楦舯诜块g里不守規(guī)矩的學(xué)生們發(fā)出的噪音而憤怒不已。他氣憤地推開門，一把抓住一個(gè)身材較高的男生，他似乎說話最多。他拖著男生到另一個(gè)房間，并禮他他站在墻角。

　　A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

　　幾分鐘后，一個(gè)小男孩探進(jìn)頭來，懇求道:“求求您，先生，能讓我們的老師回去嗎?”