英語(yǔ)幽默搞笑笑話(huà)

　　學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)可以是一個(gè)枯燥的過(guò)程，也可以是一個(gè)有趣的過(guò)程。小編在此獻(xiàn)上搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)：女人的回答

　　A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

　　一位丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：“為什么上帝把女人創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

　　"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

　　“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡(jiǎn)單。上帝使我們?nèi)绱嗣利?，男人才?huì)愛(ài)我們。上帝使我們?nèi)绱擞薮?，我們才?huì)嫁給他們。”

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)：你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?

　　It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.

　　這是一所大學(xué)的生物課期末考試?？荚囍荚谔蕴糠謱W(xué)生。考試時(shí)間為兩小時(shí)。分發(fā)試題冊(cè)后，教授對(duì)學(xué)生們說(shuō)，兩小時(shí)結(jié)束后任何沒(méi)交的試題冊(cè)他都不再接收，沒(méi)交的學(xué)生一律不及格。考試開(kāi)始后半小時(shí)，個(gè)學(xué)生匆匆跑了進(jìn)來(lái)，向教授要試題冊(cè)。

　　Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

　　“你沒(méi)有時(shí)間答完試題的，”教授一邊把試題冊(cè)遞給學(xué)生，一邊諷刺地說(shuō)。

　　"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

　　“不，我有，”學(xué)生回答。然后他坐下來(lái)開(kāi)始答題兩小時(shí)后，教授要求交卷，學(xué)生們把試卷整理好，交了卷，只有那名遲到的學(xué)生還繼續(xù)寫(xiě)著。一小時(shí)后，學(xué)生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁準(zhǔn)備下一節(jié)課。學(xué)生試圖把試卷放在桌上的一堆試題冊(cè)上。

　　"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there

　　“我不會(huì)接收的。太晚了。”

　　"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

　　學(xué)生看上去將信將疑，有些生氣。

　　The student looked incredulous and angry.

　　“你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”

　　"Do you know who I am?"

　　“不，說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà)，我不知道，”教授回答說(shuō)，言語(yǔ)中帶著嘲諷的語(yǔ)氣。

　　"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

　　“你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”學(xué)生又問(wèn)，聲音更響亮了。

　　"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

　　“不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露優(yōu)越的神色。

　　"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

　　“那就好，”學(xué)生說(shuō)著快速地拿起一疊試卷，把他的塞到中間，然后走出了教室。

　　"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)：能讓我們老師回去嗎?

　　While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

　　在訪(fǎng)問(wèn)一聽(tīng)鄉(xiāng)村學(xué)校時(shí)，教育委員會(huì)主席因?yàn)楦舯诜块g里不守規(guī)矩的學(xué)生們發(fā)出的噪音而憤怒不已。他氣憤地推開(kāi)門(mén)，一把抓住一個(gè)身材較高的男生，他似乎說(shuō)話(huà)最多。他拖著男生到另一個(gè)房間，并禮他他站在墻角。

　　A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

　　幾分鐘后，一個(gè)小男孩探進(jìn)頭來(lái)，懇求道:“求求您，先生，能讓我們的老師回去嗎?”