英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話6則
下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost
下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?
Wow! Larry said, It's a good thing we didn't catch any more.
釣魚
拉里和哈里驅(qū)車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
在回家的路上，拉里開(kāi)車，哈里撥弄著計(jì)算器。一小時(shí)后，哈里說(shuō)：你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元?
哇!拉里應(yīng)答：幸虧我們沒(méi)有多釣到魚。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：Limerick
There was a young lady of Niger，
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger
打油詩(shī)
有個(gè)尼日爾小姑娘，
笑咪咪騎在虎背上。
他們兜風(fēng)回返，
姑娘到了里邊，
笑容掛在了虎臉上。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy
But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
讓座
小約翰告訴媽媽：早上我和爸爸坐公車時(shí)，他讓我給一位女士讓座。
好，你做得對(duì)。媽媽說(shuō)。
但是，媽媽，我那時(shí)正坐在爸爸的大腿上。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：
A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy did not feel very happy.
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain, the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him, Why does it rain, Father? It isn't very nice, is it?
No， it isn't very nice, but it's very useful, Tom, answered his father. It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us, and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.
Tom thought about this for a few seconds, and then he said, Then, why does it rain on the road too, Father?
一個(gè)小男孩和他的父親正在鄉(xiāng)間行走，突然下起了大雨。
他們沒(méi)帶傘，加上四下無(wú)處可以躲雨，所以很快他們渾身上下被淋濕了，小男孩感到很不好受。
他們?cè)谟曛谐易呷?，有好一?huì)兒，那個(gè)男孩一直在思索著什么。后來(lái)終于他朝父親轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)臉去，問(wèn)他說(shuō)：爸爸，為什么天會(huì)下雨呢?下雨可不太好，是吧?
是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，湯姆。父親回答說(shuō)。老天爺下雨促使了為我們所食用的水果和蔬菜的生長(zhǎng)，同樣也促使牛羊所吃的青草的生長(zhǎng)。
湯姆對(duì)父親的這番話想了一會(huì)，然后說(shuō)：那么，父親，老天爺為什么還要把雨下在路上呢?
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：醫(yī)生住在樓下
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
“我想讓你坦率地說(shuō)我到底得了什么病。”
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說(shuō)：“太太，我有三件事要對(duì)你說(shuō)。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會(huì)改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：As If Awakening From A Dream
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行，一個(gè)演講者動(dòng)情地說(shuō)：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系，甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開(kāi)自己的丈夫……”
這時(shí)一個(gè)男人大聲喊：“再來(lái)一瓶白蘭地!”
,000?Wow! Larry said, It's a good thing we didn't catch any more.
釣魚
拉里和哈里驅(qū)車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
在回家的路上，拉里開(kāi)車，哈里撥弄著計(jì)算器。一小時(shí)后，哈里說(shuō)：你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元?
哇!拉里應(yīng)答：幸虧我們沒(méi)有多釣到魚。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：Limerick
There was a young lady of Niger，
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger
打油詩(shī)
有個(gè)尼日爾小姑娘，
笑咪咪騎在虎背上。
他們兜風(fēng)回返，
姑娘到了里邊，
笑容掛在了虎臉上。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy
But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
讓座
小約翰告訴媽媽：早上我和爸爸坐公車時(shí)，他讓我給一位女士讓座。
好，你做得對(duì)。媽媽說(shuō)。
但是，媽媽，我那時(shí)正坐在爸爸的大腿上。
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：
A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy did not feel very happy.
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain, the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him, Why does it rain, Father? It isn't very nice, is it?
No， it isn't very nice, but it's very useful, Tom, answered his father. It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us, and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.
Tom thought about this for a few seconds, and then he said, Then, why does it rain on the road too, Father?
一個(gè)小男孩和他的父親正在鄉(xiāng)間行走，突然下起了大雨。
他們沒(méi)帶傘，加上四下無(wú)處可以躲雨，所以很快他們渾身上下被淋濕了，小男孩感到很不好受。
他們?cè)谟曛谐易呷?，有好一?huì)兒，那個(gè)男孩一直在思索著什么。后來(lái)終于他朝父親轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)臉去，問(wèn)他說(shuō)：爸爸，為什么天會(huì)下雨呢?下雨可不太好，是吧?
是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，湯姆。父親回答說(shuō)。老天爺下雨促使了為我們所食用的水果和蔬菜的生長(zhǎng)，同樣也促使牛羊所吃的青草的生長(zhǎng)。
湯姆對(duì)父親的這番話想了一會(huì)，然后說(shuō)：那么，父親，老天爺為什么還要把雨下在路上呢?
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：醫(yī)生住在樓下
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
“我想讓你坦率地說(shuō)我到底得了什么病。”
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說(shuō)：“太太，我有三件事要對(duì)你說(shuō)。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會(huì)改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”
英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑笑話：As If Awakening From A Dream
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行，一個(gè)演講者動(dòng)情地說(shuō)：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系，甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開(kāi)自己的丈夫……”
這時(shí)一個(gè)男人大聲喊：“再來(lái)一瓶白蘭地!”