英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇帶翻譯閱讀
英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇帶翻譯閱讀
笑話是一種用來(lái)逗笑取樂(lè)的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學(xué)們?cè)谌粘Ｉ詈蛯W(xué)習(xí)中不時(shí)地會(huì)心一笑,還能從中學(xué)習(xí)到不少的英語(yǔ)知識(shí)。小編精心收集了短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇1
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.
一個(gè)小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時(shí)候被當(dāng)場(chǎng)擒獲。
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.
“聽(tīng)著，”小偷說(shuō)，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。
What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
我把這只表買(mǎi)下，然后我們就當(dāng)什么也沒(méi)發(fā)生，你看怎樣?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
經(jīng)理表示同意，然后列了一張售貨單。
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."
小偷看著單子說(shuō)道：“這比我最初的預(yù)算稍稍高了一點(diǎn)，你們還有沒(méi)有便宜一點(diǎn)兒東西。”
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇2
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來(lái)理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說(shuō)。"我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。"
"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長(zhǎng)的。"
"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."
"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說(shuō)，"有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長(zhǎng)的。"
"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."
"對(duì)呀，先生，你說(shuō)得很對(duì)。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說(shuō)，"但我并沒(méi)有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇3
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來(lái)數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”
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