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經(jīng)典輕松幽默英語(yǔ)故事四則

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  在日常繁忙的生活中,也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)經(jīng)典輕松幽默英語(yǔ)故事,希望大家喜歡!

  經(jīng)典輕松幽默英語(yǔ)故事:太空山

  Our seven - year - old daughter was thrilled when we took her to disney world for the first time and headed straight for space mountain

  我們第一次帶我們七歲的女兒去迪斯尼樂(lè)園并直接去太空山時(shí),她十分激動(dòng)。

  I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her , but she insisted

  我擔(dān)心過(guò)山車對(duì)她來(lái)說(shuō)太刺激,她卻堅(jiān)持要玩。

  To her delight, we rode it twice.

  使她高興的是,我們玩了兩次。

  The next year we returned to the Magic Kingdom and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain.

  第二年我們帶著八歲的她重返神奇王國(guó)時(shí),她又拉我們?nèi)ヌ丈健?/p>

  然而這次,當(dāng)我們站在線外時(shí),我看到她很冷靜認(rèn)真地看完關(guān)于過(guò)山車速度的游客警告標(biāo)志牌,說(shuō):“爸爸,我不想玩這個(gè)了”。我問(wèn)她為什么去年敢玩,今年反而害怕了,她說(shuō):“今年,我識(shí)字了。”

  經(jīng)典輕松幽默英語(yǔ)故事:逼真的演出

  When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique.

  我在北達(dá)科他州立大學(xué)教戲劇入門課時(shí),要求學(xué)生們?nèi)タ磳W(xué)校劇團(tuán)當(dāng)時(shí)的演出,并寫一篇評(píng)論??戳艘粓?chǎng)極為精彩的演出后,

  After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.

  一名學(xué)生寫道:“這部戲劇是如此逼真,以致于我認(rèn)為我自己是坐在家里的沙發(fā)上,從電視上看到的。”

  經(jīng)典輕松幽默英語(yǔ)故事:我只能尖叫

  牙醫(yī)在請(qǐng)求一個(gè)病人:“幫個(gè)忙好嗎?你能不能盡你所能發(fā)出最響亮、最凄厲痛苦的尖叫”?

  病人說(shuō):“為什么?這次其實(shí)不算糟糕啊。”

  牙醫(yī)說(shuō):“現(xiàn)在候診室的病人實(shí)在太多,而我不想錯(cuò)過(guò)4點(diǎn)的球賽”。

  經(jīng)典輕松幽默英語(yǔ)故事:得來(lái)速餐廳

  Tony just finished the training at the Macdolod.

  Tony剛結(jié)束在當(dāng)?shù)氐柠湲?dāng)勞餐廳的培訓(xùn)。

  So he was a little nervous being behind the register for the first time . his first customer ordered a milkshake

  當(dāng)他第一次站在收銀臺(tái)后工作時(shí)他不免有點(diǎn)緊張。他的第一位顧客點(diǎn)了一分奶昔。

  " tony , " his manager said , " remember to say ' welcome to mcdonald ' s ' to each customer before they order .

  經(jīng)理說(shuō), “記得在客人點(diǎn)餐前要說(shuō)‘歡迎光臨麥當(dāng)勞’ 。 ”

  第二位顧客要了一份芝士漢堡。這一回,經(jīng)理又走近Tony,說(shuō):“記得問(wèn)每位客人是否要薯?xiàng)l配餐。”

  這時(shí),一個(gè)戴著滑雪面罩的男子走進(jìn)餐廳,他走到收銀臺(tái)錢,用槍指著Tony的腦袋說(shuō):“把錢全拿出來(lái)!”

  Tony看了一眼經(jīng)理,想了下,迅速回答:“請(qǐng)問(wèn)您是要堂食還是外帶?”

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