關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話
笑話指能引人發(fā)笑的談話或故事,篇幅短小,故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的藝術(shù)效果。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇一
Bank Robbery 銀行搶劫
Two accountants are in a bank ,
當(dāng)武裝捻匪突然沖進(jìn)銀行的時(shí)候。
when armed robbers burst in.
正好有兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在里面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正當(dāng)幾個(gè)搶匪向出納員取錢的時(shí)候，
others line the customers,
其他的搶匪就把顧客們，
including the accountants,
包括這兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在內(nèi)，
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠著墻壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手表等物品。
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two'shand.
當(dāng)這件搶案正在發(fā)生的時(shí)候，一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員把纂樣?xùn)|西塞迸二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)火員的手里面。
Without looking down,a
沒(méi)有向下看，
ccountant two whispers,
二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員就輕聲地說(shuō)：
"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,
“這是什么東西呀?”
"It 's that I owe you."
一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員回答說(shuō)：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇二
聰明的目擊人 A Smart Witness
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.
有一名車禍目擊證人正在出庭作證。
The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"
律師問(wèn)他：“你確實(shí)看見(jiàn)了這起車禍嗎?”
The witness:"Yes,sir."
目擊證人說(shuō)：“是的， 長(zhǎng)官."
The lawyer :"How far away were you when the accident happened?"
律師說(shuō)：“當(dāng)車禍發(fā)生的時(shí)候，你在多遠(yuǎn)的地方?”
The witness:"Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches."
目擊證人說(shuō)：“三十一英尺，六又四分之一 英尺。”
The lawyer(thinking he'd trap the witness):"Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knewit was exactly that distance?"
這名律師說(shuō)(心想他會(huì)讓這務(wù)目擊證人陷，入陰謀的勘計(jì)之中)：“那好吧，先生，請(qǐng)你告訴陪審團(tuán)，你怎么知道確實(shí)是那個(gè)距離昵?”
The witness:"Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it.I knewsome annoying lawyer would ask me that silly question."
目擊證人說(shuō):“因?yàn)楫?dāng)車禍發(fā)生的時(shí)候，就拿出了卷盡測(cè)量過(guò)宦。我早知道會(huì)莉一個(gè)令人傷腦筋.律師問(wèn)。我那個(gè)蠢問(wèn)題 。”
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇三
救人 Saving Lives
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff?
To save lives. The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? he persisted. It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school, replied the professor.
在圣路易斯的一所醫(yī)學(xué)院預(yù)科大學(xué)，學(xué)生必須修一門很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個(gè)特別復(fù)雜的概念，一個(gè)學(xué)生粗魯?shù)卮驍嗨脑?，?wèn)道：為什么我們一定要學(xué)這種東西?
為了救人。教授很快回答，繼續(xù)講課。幾分鐘后，那個(gè)學(xué)生再次大聲堅(jiān)持：那么物理怎么救人呢?教授回答：它通?？梢园涯氵@種笨蛋趕出醫(yī)學(xué)院。
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇四
聰明的馬 A smart horse
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾馳，飛奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
"That’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.
"Well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
一位農(nóng)夫在犁田時(shí)，不慎跌倒摔傷了屁股，他的馬立即飛奔到五哩外最近的小鎮(zhèn)，載了一位醫(yī)生回來(lái)。一個(gè)朋友看到后便夸贊說(shuō)：“你這匹馬真是聰明!”
農(nóng)夫說(shuō)：“也沒(méi)有你想的那么聰明啦!它帶來(lái)的是一位獸醫(yī)!”
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)短笑話篇五
請(qǐng)朋友吃飯 Friend for Dinner
Friend for Dinner
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
I know all that.
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
請(qǐng)朋友吃飯
“親愛(ài)的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：“我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒(méi)有買過(guò)東西回來(lái)了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
“這些我全都知道。”
“那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯?”
“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
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