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小學生英語的笑話大全欣賞

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  外國人的笑話雖然不會讓你捧腹大笑,但是也會微微一笑哦,小編今天就給大家?guī)砹擞⒄Z的笑話,有時間的可以笑一笑哦

  英語笑話一

  always thirsty 總感到口渴

  "i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

  一個男人對他的朋友說:“我動了一次手術(shù),手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”

  "that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"

  “真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道:“你覺得疼嗎?”

  "no, but i am always thirsty!"

  “不疼,可是我總感到口渴。”

  英語笑話二

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

  老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?

  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

  學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

  Teacher: Please tell us.

  老師:請說說看。

  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

  英語笑話三

  if I Am a Manager  One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.  All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.  “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.如果我是一個經(jīng)理  一天課上,老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文?! ∷械膶W生都在動筆寫了,只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫?! ?ldquo;我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。NOTE  assign vt.分配, 指派 (與to連用)分配  The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.


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