趣味幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)五則

　　幽默笑話(huà)，能讓你在信手翻啟間開(kāi)懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放松、心緒的怦然萌動(dòng)、情感的欣然釋放。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)幽默趣味的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)五則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：補(bǔ)衣服

　　A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

　　一位年輕的丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現(xiàn)新娘心煩意亂。“我心里太難受了，她說(shuō)，我在給你熨西裝時(shí)把褲子的臀部燒了個(gè)大洞。 ”

　　"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit.

　　“沒(méi)事兒，”丈夫安慰她說(shuō)，你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。

　　"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."

　　”是的，“妻子高興地說(shuō)，幸虧你還有一條，我后來(lái)就用它來(lái)補(bǔ)了這個(gè)洞了。

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：百萬(wàn)富翁

　　CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."

　　CEO：我妻子使我成為百萬(wàn)富翁。

　　Assistant: "What were you before?“

　　助手：以前你是什么?

　　CEO:”a multimillionaire.“

　　CEO：千萬(wàn)富翁。

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：心不在焉的丈夫

　　I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.

　　我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的筆記本電腦。到了機(jī)場(chǎng)出口處時(shí)， 有位檢查員要他打開(kāi)包。但是包鎖上了，機(jī)場(chǎng)工作人員耐心地等著我那窘迫的丈夫設(shè)法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最后他終于想起來(lái)了。

　　“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.

　　”你為什么那么緊張呢?“我問(wèn)他。

　　"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary.my husband confessed.

　　“密碼是我們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日。”他承認(rèn)道”

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：夢(mèng)中的幸福

　　There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."

　　妻子告訴丈夫說(shuō)：“昨天晚上我夢(mèng)見(jiàn)你紿我買(mǎi)了一件裘皮大衣和一 個(gè)鉆戒。”丈夫放下手中的報(bào)紙說(shuō)：“好啊!今晚再睡著時(shí)，你就上它們吧。"

　　幽默趣味英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：在超市里

　　The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨

　　在一個(gè)超市里，一個(gè)男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，對(duì)她說(shuō)：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一會(huì)兒?jiǎn)?“

　　"Why ?¨she asks.

　　“為什么呢?”這個(gè)小姐問(wèn)。

　　"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."

　　“因?yàn)槊慨?dāng)我與漂亮小姐聊天時(shí)，我的妻子就會(huì)不知從什么地方出來(lái)。”