初一的英語(yǔ)笑話
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制，能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編精心收集的初一的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望大家喜歡!
初一的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit1 the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering2. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位中國(guó)老婦人在美國(guó)看望女兒回來(lái)不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺(tái)，銀行職員認(rèn)真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說(shuō)：“相信我，先生，也請(qǐng)你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國(guó)直接帶來(lái)的。”
初一的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"
"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."
“對(duì)不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!為什么?不是說(shuō)好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。”
初一的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?
Jon: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
比爾：你從哪兒弄來(lái)的金表，喬?
喬：我賽跑贏的。
比爾：有多少人參加?
喬：三個(gè)人，一個(gè)警察，手表的主人和我!
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