又幽默又短的英語笑話
又幽默又短的英語笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是學習啦小編帶來的又幽默又短的英語笑話，歡迎欣賞!
又幽默又短的英語笑話篇1
A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish your novel. It's not good enough."
The dismayed young writer seemed lost in thought, and then said, "I enclosed a stamp every time for you to return the rejected manuscripts. I think if you accept my novel, you may keep the stamp."
一個青年作者渴望主編會接受他寫的小說?？墒侵骶帉λf：“你沒有理由要求我發(fā)表你的小說，它不夠好嘛。”
失望的青年作者好像沉思了一會，然后說：“我每次都附了郵票供你退稿時用，我想你若接受了我的小說，就可以留下郵票啦。”
又幽默又短的英語笑話篇2
The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing.
At last the old man looked at them with a worried expression, seeming as if the wanted to speak. His wife and children all pressed forward to hear what he would say.
"Is mama here?" he asked in a very feeble voice.
"Yes," answered his wife.
"Is the whole family here?" he said.
"Yes," replied his elder son.
This made him so anxious that he suddenly struggled to shout, "Then who is in the shop to take care of it?"
一家雜貨店的老板快要死了，全家人都聚在他的睡房里哀傷的慟哭。
最后，老板神情憂慮地看著他們，好像有話要說。他的妻子和兒女都擁到前邊去聽他說什么。
他聲音非常虛弱地問道：“媽媽在這里嗎?”
“在”，他的妻子回答說。
他說：“全家都在這里嗎?”
“是的，”他的大兒子回答說。
這時他焦慮不安地忽然掙扎著大叫道：“那誰在店里管事呀?”
又幽默又短的英語笑話篇3
A news reporter said to a great stateman, "I have come to interview you, sir."
The great stateman said, "Well, go back to write your interview. Then let me see it."
"Here it is," said the reporter.
一個新聞記者對一個大政治家說：“我是來采訪閣下的。”
大政治家說：“嗯，回去寫你的采訪記吧。寫好后給我看看。”
“已經(jīng)寫好了，這就是。”記者說。
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