英語笑話120字
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了120字英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
120字英語笑話篇一
who is nuts ?
誰是傻子?
in a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the ceiling. being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death. the nurse said; "doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!" the doctor said;“no,you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."
一家精神病院里，醫(yī)生走進(jìn)一個(gè)病人的房間，發(fā)現(xiàn)病人正吊在天花板上晃來晃去。醫(yī)生嚇壞了，擔(dān)心病人摔下來一命嗚呼，趕緊叫護(hù)士把病人拉下來。護(hù)士說：¨醫(yī)生，這個(gè)病人每天都認(rèn)為自己是一盞燈，所以常常把自己吊在天花板上。“醫(yī)生說：¨不行，你 還是得馬上把他拉下來，免得他摔死。
after a pause,the nurse answered: "but the light will go out after i pull him down!"
護(hù)士停頓了一下，說：¨可是，如果我把他拉下來，燈不就熄了嗎?
120字英語笑話篇二
Who's going deaf ?
誰要聾了?
A man tells a doctor, ”I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do ? "
丈夫告訴醫(yī)生："我想我的妻子快要聾了，我可以做些什么呢?"
The doctor says, "VVell, trY to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question-If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. That way we can see how bad the problem is." The man goes home, sees his wife and says, "Hi honey, what's for dinner ? " He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer. "Honey, what's for dinner ? " He repeats this severaltimes, until he's standing right next to her. Finally,she answers, "For the tenth time, I said we-re having Pot Roast!"
醫(yī)生告訴他："嗯，先嘗試測(cè)測(cè)她的聽力吧。站在離她有一段距離的地方，問一個(gè)問題，如果她沒有回答，走近一點(diǎn)再問一遍.一直重復(fù)直到她回答為止。這樣我們就可以知道情況有多糟了。“丈夫回到家，看見妻子便問：¨親愛的，晚餐吃什么?¨他沒有聽到回答，于是走近一點(diǎn)再問：¨親愛的，晚餐吃什么呢?這樣重復(fù)了好幾次，直到他就站在妻子旁邊了。
終于，她回答了：¨這是第十次了，我說我們吃燉肉.
120字英語笑話篇三
a guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of thei head with a frying pan. he asks, "what was that for ?"she says, " i found a piece of paper in your pocket with'betty sue' written on it.' ha says, "jeez,honey, 'betty sue'was the name of the horse i bet on.h she shrugs and walks away.
一個(gè)家伙正在看報(bào)紙，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問道：“這是為什么?”她說：“我在你口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)了一張寫有‘betty sue’的紙條。"他說：¨哎呀，親愛的，‘bettysue’是我賭的那匹馬的名字?？谒柫寺柤纾吡?。
three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. he asks, "what was that for?一she answers, "your horse called."
三天后，他正在看報(bào)紙，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問：這又是為什么?“她答道：-你的馬打電話來了。”
120字英語笑話篇四
An absent-minded husband
心不在焉的丈夫
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的筆記本電腦。到了機(jī)場(chǎng)出口處時(shí)， 有位檢查員要他打開包。但是包鎖上了，機(jī)場(chǎng)工作人員耐心地等著我那窘迫的丈夫設(shè)法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最后他終于想起來了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你為什么那么緊張呢?“我問他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary.my husband confessed.
“密碼是我們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日。”他承認(rèn)道”
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