初中英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
民間笑話是一種根植于日常生活的美學形態(tài)。笑話產生于日常生活語境之中,以消遣和娛樂為目的,由普通民眾創(chuàng)造、表演和欣賞。小編精心收集了初中英語小笑話帶翻譯,供大家欣賞學習!
初中英語小笑話帶翻譯篇1
a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."
一位醫(yī)生走進醫(yī)院的病房,告訴強森先生:“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你。”
then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."
強森先生說:“請先告訴我好消息吧!”
so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
醫(yī)生說:“本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字,來為一種不治之癥命名。”
初中英語小笑話帶翻譯篇2
when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘輕推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"
當一群婦女上車之后,車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了,他擔心這個人會坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說:“先生,醒醒!”
"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.
“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。
"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."
“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
初中英語小笑話帶翻譯篇3
traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?
旅行者:我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?
ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.
售票員:那得看你跑得有多快?;疖?5分鐘前開出。
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