小學生一分鐘英語小笑話
小學生一分鐘英語小笑話
民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。學習啦小編整理了小學生一分鐘英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
小學生一分鐘英語小笑話篇一
一半
Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to.
醫(yī)生，最近我的聽力只有我應該聽到的一半。
I don't understand that, but let's try a small test.
我不太明白，但是讓我們做個小測試。
Say after me: eighty-eight.
跟我說:88。
Forty-four.
44。
小學生一分鐘英語小笑話篇二
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
一家超市雇用了一個年輕人，他第一天上班報到。
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said,
經理熱情地歡迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后遞給他一把掃帚說，
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
“你的第一份工作是打掃商店。”
“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
“但是，我是名大學畢業(yè)生，”年輕人憤怒地回答道。
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "
“噢，對不起。我沒注意，”經理說。
Here, give me the broom, I' ll show you how."
“來，把掃帚給我—我教你如何做。”
小學生一分鐘英語小笑話篇三
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
一家超市雇用了一個年輕人，他第一天上班報到。
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said,
經理熱情地歡迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后遞給他一把掃帚說，
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
“你的第一份工作是打掃商店。”
“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
“但是，我是名大學畢業(yè)生，”年輕人憤怒地回答道。
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "
“噢，對不起。我沒注意，”經理說。
Here, give me the broom, I' ll show you how."
“來，把掃帚給我—我教你如何做。”
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