有關(guān)小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話故事閱讀
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話故事閱讀
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話故事篇一
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple一pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest’s plate. The visitor smiled，put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? "In the rat一trap, sir,”replied the boy.
由于客人在吃蘋(píng)果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒(méi)有奶酪了，于是女主人向他表示了歉意。這家的小男孩看到這種情形后悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤(pán)子里。客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō):“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說(shuō)。
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話故事篇二
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn’t figure out what time it was, first boy said to the second，"Start singing very loud..”
兩個(gè)男孩子在后院露營(yíng)，他們不知道到了晚上幾點(diǎn)鐘了。于是，一個(gè)男孩對(duì)另外一個(gè)說(shuō):“我們開(kāi)始大聲唱歌就行了。”
"How will that help?" said the second boy.
“那就會(huì)知道時(shí)間嗎?”第二個(gè)男孩問(wèn)。
“Just do it,” insisted the first.
“只管唱吧。”第一個(gè)堅(jiān)持道。
Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted，"Keep it down! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning?"
兩個(gè)孩子開(kāi)始大聲唱歌，過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)鄰居打開(kāi)窗戶(hù)喊道:“小聲點(diǎn)!你們不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)嗎?”
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話故事篇三
We were gathered together, all ten of us，for our widowed mother' s 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"
我們總共十個(gè)人，聚在一起祝賀已成為寡婦的媽媽的八十歲生日。我們談的話題是家里早年的艱辛，如走著去上班，在“新衣會(huì)”里存錢(qián)準(zhǔn)備買(mǎi)衣裳等。這時(shí)我姐姐說(shuō):“當(dāng)然，我們的生活沒(méi)法子不艱難，因?yàn)槲覀兗液⒆犹嗔?。媽媽?zhuān)鸀槭裁匆@么多的孩子呢?”
Mother looked around at us all and said ,"Well, where did you want to me to stop?
媽媽環(huán)視了我們一圈后說(shuō):“那么，你想讓我在哪兒停住呢?”
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