關(guān)于經(jīng)典英文小笑話大全
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英文小笑話大全
笑話常常運(yùn)用夸張手法，突出對(duì)象的本質(zhì)特點(diǎn)，使人在笑聲中領(lǐng)悟到生活中的某些真理。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于經(jīng)典英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英文小笑話篇一
Mrs.Smith lived in London. One day she received some American
dollars from her daughter who was working in New York. She went to
a jewelry shop for a pair of earrings. At the counter, the salesman checked
each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old woman
impatient. At last she couldn't wait anymore, uttering:
"Trust me, sir, and trust the American dollars. they are directly from
America."
直接從美國(guó)來(lái)的
史密斯太太住在倫敦。一天她收到在美國(guó)工作的大女兒寄來(lái)的錢(qián)。于是
她就去珠寶店想買(mǎi)一對(duì)耳環(huán)。在柜臺(tái)，售貨員非常仔細(xì)地檢查著每一張美元。
這一來(lái)她有點(diǎn)兒不耐煩了。最后她忍不住了，說(shuō)：“相信我，相信這些美元
吧。這可都是直接從美國(guó)來(lái)的呢。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英文小笑話篇二
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."
雨傘
一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳里，不過(guò)他在傘柄上系了
一張卡片，上面寫(xiě)道，“此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘
內(nèi)回來(lái)。當(dāng)他回來(lái)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)雨傘已經(jīng)不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，
上面寫(xiě)著：“此卡是一位一小時(shí)能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠(yuǎn)不回來(lái)了。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英文小笑話篇三
I'm the Biggest Liar.
Stranger: Catch any fish?
Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.
Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.
我是最大的說(shuō)謊者
陌生人：釣到魚(yú)了嗎?
釣魚(yú)者：我是誰(shuí)?一早晨我就在這條小溪釣到了40多條魚(yú)呢。
陌生人：你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?我是這里的漁獵執(zhí)行官。
釣魚(yú)者：那你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?我是全國(guó)最大的說(shuō)謊者。
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