短小經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
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短小經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)
"How did you make your fortune?"
“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)的?”
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人,他有錢,我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”
"How did that help?"
“那有什么用?”
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了,我有錢。”
短小經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
Two Birds
兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?
老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學(xué)生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師:請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學(xué)生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
短小經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"
粗心的教授大聲地喊道:“凱特,到黑板前面來(lái)!”
Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."
另外一個(gè)學(xué)生說(shuō):“教授,凱特沒(méi)來(lái)。”
"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."
“別說(shuō)話,讓凱特自己講。”
短小經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am aManager.
一天課上,老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了,只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫。
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。
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