雙人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
雙人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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雙人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話：哭泣的飼養(yǎng)員
A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.
一名參觀動(dòng)物園的游客注意到一名飼養(yǎng)員正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他問(wèn)是怎么回事，別人告訴他大象死了。
"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.
“他很喜歡那頭大象，是吧?”游客問(wèn)道。
"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."
“并非如此，”那人回答說(shuō)，“他負(fù)責(zé)給大象挖墓穴。”
雙人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話：省錢
Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.
亨利是個(gè)美國(guó)人，他到倫敦來(lái)度假。
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"
有一天他感到身體不舒服，于是走到旅館服務(wù)臺(tái)對(duì)服務(wù)員說(shuō):“我想看病，你能給我推薦一位好醫(yī)生嗎?”
The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."
服務(wù)員查閱了一下本子，然后說(shuō):“肯尼思·格雷醫(yī)生，61010。"
Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"
亨利說(shuō):“非常感謝，他收費(fèi)貴嗎?”
"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."
“喔，”服務(wù)員回答說(shuō):“他對(duì)初診患者收費(fèi)兩英鎊，復(fù)診收費(fèi)一點(diǎn)五英鎊。”
Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said，"I've come again,doctor."
亨利想節(jié)省五十便士，所以他去看病時(shí)對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō):“我又來(lái)了，醫(yī)生。”
For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything.
醫(yī)生仔細(xì)端詳著他的面孔，幾秒鐘沒(méi)說(shuō)話。
Then he nodded and said，"Oh，yes. "He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."
然后點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭說(shuō):“哦，是的。”給他做完檢查以后，醫(yī)生說(shuō):“病情發(fā)展正常。繼續(xù)服用上次我給你開(kāi)的藥吧。”
雙人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)笑話：蘑菇與毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區(qū)別開(kāi)呢?
Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.
年長(zhǎng)的童子軍:上床前吃一個(gè)。
If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
如果你第二天早上醒來(lái)，那就是蘑菇。
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