關(guān)于爆笑英語冷笑話精選
關(guān)于爆笑英語冷笑話精選
笑話也應(yīng)被看作是文化的一部分， 假若想要比完美地反映這部分文化， 那無論如何是難度極大的。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于爆笑英語冷笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于爆笑英語冷笑話：他贏了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。
關(guān)于爆笑英語冷笑話：He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他剛?cè)ミ^動(dòng)物園
當(dāng)我在銀行里排隊(duì)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個(gè)小孩站在一個(gè)窗口。男孩正在吃一個(gè)面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說，“對(duì)不起，小伙子。請(qǐng)?jiān)徫业膬鹤?，他剛?cè)ミ^動(dòng)物園。”
關(guān)于爆笑英語冷笑話：How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。
而且，他只會(huì)說幾個(gè)英語單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會(huì)說多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"
關(guān)于爆笑英語冷笑話：I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因?yàn)槲覄傄Я俗约旱纳囝^。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個(gè)干什么?”
“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”
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