有關英文笑話故事大全

　　英語笑話用詼諧幽默的語言褒貶生活,使人們在笑聲中得到啟示。學習啦小編整理了有關英文笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關英文笑話故事：歌德的容忍

　　Goethe's Tolerance

　　Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

　　一詞，歌德正在魏瑪一個公園的一條狹窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇見一個對他懷有敵意的評論家。兩人都停了下來，彼此相互對視。接著評論家說道：“我從來不給傻瓜讓路。” “可我給。”說完歌德退到了一邊。

　　有關英文笑話故事：吝嗇鬼的聚會

　　The Mean Man's Party

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　一個聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了后，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會空著手來吧?”

　　有關英文笑話故事：貓和老鼠

　　Cat and Mice

　　Mrs. Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

　　"What's in your box?" asked the friend.

　　"A cat," answered Mrs. Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs. Brown.

　　布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。“盒子里裝的是什么?”朋友問道。“一只小貓，”布朗夫人回答說，“你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友說。“小貓也是假想的。”布朗夫人小聲說道。

　　有關英文笑話故事：林肯的生日

　　Lincoln’s Birthday

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　老師：正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三周歲生日。

　　有關英文笑話故事：Marriage Cost 結婚付出的代價

　　A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

　　The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

　　一個小男孩問他的爸爸，結婚要花多少錢?爸爸說：我不知道，因為我仍然在付帳。

　　
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