有關(guān)食物的英語笑話閱讀
有關(guān)食物的英語笑話閱讀
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。在社會文化中,笑話一直都具有無法替代的特殊意義。小編精心收集了有關(guān)食物的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
有關(guān)食物的英語笑話篇1
A sausage is locked in the fridgeFeel very cold, and then looked at the nearby of another root, had a little comfort, said: "see you were frozen into this, are covered in ice!" Results the root said: "I'm sorry, I'm popsicles."
一個香腸被關(guān)在冰箱里 感覺很冷,然后看了看身邊的另一根,有了點安慰,說：“看你都凍成這樣了,全身都是冰!”結(jié)果那根說：“對不起，我是冰棒。”
有關(guān)食物的英語笑話篇2
Yum Yum
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?
A:you push them down the Alps.
問 你怎么做(內(nèi)卷果醬或者奶油)的蛋糕?
答：你把他們從阿而卑斯山上推下去.
笑點是 Swiss roll是一種蛋糕的名字,回答的人是一個詞一個詞理解的.
有關(guān)食物的英語笑話篇3
Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said,"I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"
素食主義者
一個人和他的朋友聊為什么他會是個素食主義者.
他朋友說“我不是素食主義者是因為我熱愛動物”
他說：我是素食主義者因為我恨蔬菜
(笑點：他朋友愛動物所以吃動物,他只吃蔬菜是因為他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉)
有關(guān)食物的英語笑話篇4
Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
問 什么是平衡飲食?
答 就是用兩個手吃同樣數(shù)量的餅干.
有關(guān)食物的英語笑話篇5
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
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