初中生英語(yǔ)笑話故事閱讀
民間笑話故事像神話小說(shuō)等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過(guò)程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了初中生英語(yǔ)笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
初中生英語(yǔ)笑話故事：lifetime warranty 終身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."
在將母親下葬9個(gè)月后，當(dāng)?shù)貧泝x館的一個(gè)客戶終于攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價(jià)值不菲的棺材了。他把母親的棺材挖了出來(lái)，將尸體轉(zhuǎn)移到了那副新的鋼制棺材中。“這副棺材有什么特別?”，我問(wèn)葬禮的承辦人。他回答說(shuō)，“這種棺材終生保修。
初中生英語(yǔ)笑話故事：一睡醒，你就被炒魷魚了
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
我的同事有好幾小時(shí)不見(jiàn)人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最后老板發(fā)現(xiàn)，他正在睡大覺(jué)。沒(méi)叫醒他，老板悄無(wú)聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個(gè)紙條。“睡覺(jué)時(shí)”，條上寫著，“你是我的員工，醒來(lái)你就不是了。”
初中生英語(yǔ)笑話故事：What time is it now?
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."
兩個(gè)男孩子在后院露營(yíng)，他們不知道到了晚上幾點(diǎn)鐘。于是，一個(gè)男孩對(duì)另外一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”
"How will that help?" said the second boy.
“那就會(huì)知道時(shí)間嗎?”第二個(gè)男孩問(wèn)。
"Just do it," insisted the first.
“只管唱吧。”第一個(gè)堅(jiān)持道。
Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"
兩個(gè)孩子開始大聲唱歌，過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)鄰居打開窗戶喊道：“小聲點(diǎn)!你們不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)嗎?”
初中生英語(yǔ)笑話故事：A Good Boy 好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
"What did you do with the money I gaveyou yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
“你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
初中生英語(yǔ)笑話故事：Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一個(gè)大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學(xué)校老師，請(qǐng)求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過(guò)一絲狡黠，說(shuō)道：“你是學(xué)校的老師，對(duì)嗎?女士，我馬上要實(shí)現(xiàn)我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。”
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