讓人笑不停的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
冷笑話是一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象。冷笑話不同于一般笑話,它以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制,能瞬間創(chuàng)造出一種特殊的氛圍。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的讓人笑不停的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
讓人笑不停的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken1.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說(shuō)。
“沒(méi)有人在笑呀。”其他同學(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒(méi)有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。
讓人笑不停的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"
Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."
But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼問(wèn)他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
爸爸皺眉說(shuō)：“我想不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題?這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問(wèn)題。”
可是托尼說(shuō)：“剛才你盤(pán)子里有一只蒼蠅。”
讓人笑不停的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon1, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)， “該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
讓人笑不停的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Sorry 對(duì)不起
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"
"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."
“對(duì)不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!為什么?不是說(shuō)好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。”
讓人笑不停的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
A Forgetful Man 健忘
Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.
Suddenly it occurred1 to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed2 and turned in his bed for along time.
Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.
湯姆很累，一到家就上床睡覺(jué)。
忽然，他想起原來(lái)晩上計(jì)劃做一件事，可他想不起來(lái)是什么事，他輾轉(zhuǎn)反側(cè)了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間 。
最后他突然想起來(lái)了，“上帝，我原來(lái)的計(jì)劃就是早點(diǎn)兒上床睡覺(jué)!”他頹喪地自言自語(yǔ)道。
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