短一點(diǎn)的英語小笑話閱讀
笑話,作為一種文學(xué)形式,歷來為廣大群眾所喜聞樂見。它或針砭時(shí)弊、鞭撻黑暗、抨擊不平,或諷刺無知、指斥丑惡、寄托喜怒。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的短一點(diǎn)的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
短一點(diǎn)的英語小笑話篇一
他曾發(fā)誓要死 He Swore to Die
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.
She refused him.
Sixty years later, he died.
如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我，他發(fā)誓，我就要去死。
她拒絕了他。
六十年后，他死了。
短一點(diǎn)的英語小笑話篇二
Smaller Fish 小魚
Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,
有兩名男子在餐廳點(diǎn)魚。
The waiter brought a dish with two fish,
服務(wù)生端來裝著兩條魚的盤子，
one larger than the other.
其中一條魚比另外一條來得大。
One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."
當(dāng)中一位男子跟另外一位說：
The other one said"Ok,"
“別客氣，請自行取用呀。”
and helped himself to the larger fish.
另外一位男子說：“好”，
After a tense silence,
于是就幫自己挑了比較大條的魚 。
the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smallerfish!"
就在一陣氣氛緊張的沉默之后，第一位男子就說：“真是的。如果你要我先選，我就會(huì)拿比較小條的魚。”
The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"
另一位男子回答說：“那你在抱怨個(gè)什么勁呀?你現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)拿了呀，不是嗎?”
短一點(diǎn)的英語小笑話篇三
Exchange Sandwiches 交換三明治
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
有兩位律師走進(jìn)一家小餐廳。點(diǎn)了兩份飲料。
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
然后他們就從他們的公文包當(dāng)中拿出三明治開始吃。
The waiter became quite concerned
服務(wù)生感到相當(dāng)不妥，
and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"
就走過去告訴他們：“你們不可以在這里吃你們自己的三明治!”
The attorneys looked each other ,
這兩位律師彼此看了一下對方，
shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
聳聳他們的肩膀，然后就交換三明治。
短一點(diǎn)的英語小笑話篇四
良好的心愿 Good wishes
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.
I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.
Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.
Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.一天有個(gè)男孩去對他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。
當(dāng)然啰，老師說，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。
好幾天過去了，再?zèng)]提起烤豬肉的事兒。
最后老師對男孩說：我以為你父親要給我送點(diǎn)烤豬肉來呢。
是啊，孩子說，他是這么想的，可后來豬又沒病了。
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