2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話大全
2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話大全
笑話的特點(diǎn)是:結(jié)構(gòu)簡(jiǎn)單緊湊,形式短小精悍,主題單純專一,語(yǔ)言風(fēng)趣含蓄,風(fēng)格詼諧幽默。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話篇一
A:Doom and gloom,gloom and doom,all you write is doom and gloom
A:失望不快、失望不快，都是失望不快。
A:Just once why can’t you write about gloom and joy?
A:為什么不寫(xiě)愉快不快呢?
B:Because they don’t rhyme
B:因?yàn)檫@樣比較押韻。
2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話篇二
The milkman: "Johnny, you go to the morning milk with water?"
The new workers: "are you personally ordered me to the milk with water."
The milkman: "yes, I say to you is, should be the first irrigation, then go with milk. In this way, we can answer the customer, we never to examine oneself, feeling no shame, the milk with water."
【中文翻譯】
牛奶商：“約翰尼，早上你往牛奶里摻水了?”
新工人：“是您親口吩咐我往牛奶里摻水的呀。”
牛奶商：“對(duì)呀，我對(duì)你說(shuō)的是，應(yīng)當(dāng)先灌水，然后再往里摻牛奶。這樣，我們就可以問(wèn)心無(wú)愧地回答顧客，我們從來(lái)不往牛奶里摻水。”
2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話篇三
A:How ‘bout we try my new “snuff ball” pitch?
A:試試我新的必殺球怎么樣?
B: What’s that?
B:怎么做的?
A: First, I remove “a pinch” from between my cheek and my gums…
A:首先，先把球放在我的臉頰和牙齒中間······ ······
B: That’s enough, I don’t wanna hear the rest
B:夠了，餓哦不想聽(tīng)后面的了。
2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話篇四
Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?"
"Ten." Jim says.
"Then," Mother asks.
"Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn't it right?"
媽媽問(wèn)兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”
“10塊。”吉姆說(shuō)。
“10塊?”媽媽問(wèn)。
“是的，媽媽。因?yàn)?塊在我的肚子里面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不對(duì)嗎?”
2016爆笑英語(yǔ)短笑話篇五
A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned
A:我聽(tīng)說(shuō)無(wú)煙煙草已經(jīng)被禁止了。
B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy
B:太好了!正好幫助了那些笨人。
A:How is that?
A:怎么說(shuō)?
B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.
B:無(wú)論如何，他總算不能一邊吸一邊玩了。
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