簡單英文笑話
簡單英文笑話
除了民間口頭流傳的笑話外,成書的笑話集也是讀書人經(jīng)史子集之外不可或缺的閑趣。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的簡單英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡單英文笑話篇一
老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎
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老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎?
An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.
一位老人看見一個小男孩坐在路旁號啕大哭。
"What's the matter, little boy?" he asks.
“怎么回事，小兄弟?”老人問道。
"I can't do what the big boys do. "
“大男孩能做的事，我都不能做。”
The old man sits down next to him and starts crying too.
聽了他的話，老人坐在小男孩旁邊也開始哭了起來。
簡單英文笑話篇二
特別來賓
A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope.
一位律師發(fā)現(xiàn)他和某教宗一起到達(dá)天堂的珍珠門，
Both men are allowed to enter heaven,
兩個人都被允許進(jìn)入天堂。
and the lawyer is ensconced in a magnificent mansion.
律師被安置在一間豪華的別墅，
But he sees that the pope is housed in a far more humble dwelling.
但他卻見到教宗被安排住在非常簡陋的住所。
Unable to restrain his curiosity,the lawyer asks St.Peter about it.
由于好奇心的驅(qū)使，律師問圣彼得其中原委。
“Well, you see,” replies St. Peter, "we have dozens of popes up here, but we-ve never had a lawyer before. "
“哦，你看我們這里有好幾十位教宗，可是你卻是第一個上天堂的律師呢!”圣彼得答道。
簡單英文笑話篇三
Talk about Luck
好運(yùn)跟著保險來
"For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman
“這是最后一次了，我不要買任何保險!”被騷擾的房主對推銷員說道。
"Just a moment, sir. Please consider this :Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself.
“等一會兒，先生，請您仔細(xì)考慮一下：上個月有一位先生長得跟你很像，他剛買了一份保險，
The very next day his house caught fire. The house was completely gutted.
隔天他家就著火，房子內(nèi)部全都被燒毀，
To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke both his legs and an arm. ""Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?"
為了保住性命，他從樓上窗戶跳下來，恰巧落在他的汽車上，穿過車頂，他摔斷了兩條腿和一只手臂。”
“喔!他就是你所說的幸運(yùn)人士中的一個，不是嗎?”
簡單英文笑話篇四
Thanks a Lot Sarge
多謝了，班長
The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops.
一位班長剛完成部隊晨間檢查。
"Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead. Dismissed. "
“解散之前，有件事要宣布一下，二等兵卡瓦斯基，你母親已經(jīng)過世了。解散!”
The soldier was devastated, of course, and the lieutenant was appalled at the sergeant's heartlessness.
當(dāng)然，那位士兵遭受很大的打擊，而排長也訝異于班長的冷酷無情。
"For Heaven' s sake, sergeant, next time you have to inform a trooper of a loved one' s demise,please be a little more subtle," he said.
“看在老天的分上，班長，下次你要告訴弟兄們有親人死亡時，請多用點技巧，委婉一些，”排長說道。
A few weeks later, sorry to say, the sergeant had another opportunity.
幾個禮拜之后，很不幸那位班長又有一次機(jī)會。
Lining up his troops, he ordered, "All of you whose mother is still alive, step forward. Not you, Johnson. "
集合了部隊，他下口令道：“所有媽媽尚健在的，前進(jìn)一步。你，約翰遜，除外。”
簡單英文笑話篇五
All's Well That Ends Well
結(jié)局好的就是好
Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.
三個重聽很嚴(yán)重的朋友在街角碰面。
"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.
“今天風(fēng)好大，不是嗎?’第一個說。
"No, it's Thursday, " said the second.
“不，今天是禮拜四，”第二個說。
"Me too; let's go get a drink, " said the third,
“我也很渴，走，我們?nèi)ズ缺嬃希?rdquo;第三個說道。
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