超級(jí)簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話精選

　　在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。 下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的超級(jí)簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超級(jí)簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話精選

　　(一)

　　Where is the egg?

　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher:Then where is the "egg"?

　　Student:In the cake,Sir.

　　雞蛋在哪里?

　　老師：你能用"雞蛋"一詞造句嗎?

　　學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

　　老師："雞蛋"在哪?

　　學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生

　　(二)

　　There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was ,000; another one, ,000; and the third one, ,000. The customer asked the owner, "How come this guy is ,000? That's so expensive for this kindof parrot." The owner said, "Because I have trained him and he can talk." So the customer asked him, "How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?" The owner said, "Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That's why he's so expensive." Then the customer said, "How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?" The owner of the shopsaid, "I don't know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him 'The Boss.'"

　　老板最大 有個(gè)人到一間商店買(mǎi)鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣(mài)五千元，另一只賣(mài)一萬(wàn)元，還有一只賣(mài)三萬(wàn)元。顧客問(wèn)老板：「為什么這只要賣(mài)五千元?這個(gè)價(jià)錢(qián)對(duì)這種鸚鵡來(lái)說(shuō)太貴了!」老板說(shuō)：「因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話?！诡櫩陀謫?wèn)：「那這只呢?他會(huì)做什么?為什么要賣(mài)這么貴?」老板說(shuō)：「他除了會(huì)說(shuō)話之外，還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作，好比說(shuō)跳舞等等，所以才賣(mài)這么貴。」顧客接著又問(wèn)：「那第三只呢?他會(huì)做什么?為什么要賣(mài)這么貴?」老板說(shuō)：「我不知道。我從沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒(méi)看過(guò)他跳舞，什么都沒(méi)有!不過(guò)另外兩只叫他：『老板!』」

　　超級(jí)簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話閱讀

　　(一)

　　1. Two Tickets Please

　　A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "

　　When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out, the disappointed young man said, "Then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together?"

　　Notes:

　　(1) be (fall) in love with 愛(ài)上

　　(3) disappointed adj.失望的

　　(2) sell out 售完，賣(mài)完

　　(4) sur-ticket n.附加票

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答問(wèn)題：

　?、賅hat did the young man do at one weekend?

　?、?How many tickets did he want?

　　③ Did the ticket-seller have any tickets?

　?、?Was the young man happy?

　?、?What did he decide to do then?

　　兩張電影票

　　一個(gè)小伙子愛(ài)上了一位姑娘。周末，他請(qǐng)她看電影。來(lái)到售票處，小伙子對(duì)售票員說(shuō)：“請(qǐng)給兩張票。”售票員告訴他所有的票都賣(mài)完了。失望的年輕人說(shuō)：“那么，您有兩張可以讓我們站在一起的附加票嗎?”

　　練習(xí)參考答案

　?、?He invited his girlfriend to the cinema.

　?、?TWO.

　?、?No, the tickets had sold out

　　④ No, he wasn't.

　?、?He decided to buy two sur-tickets which could allow them to stand together.

　　(二)

　　An Adult Decision

　　The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough, a few days after his 18th birthday, he come home with a tattoo. Although I was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculinity he had chosen. There, on his shoulder, was a two-inch image of Mickey Mouse.

　　Notes:

　　(1) constantly adv. 不斷地

　　(2) tattoo n. 文身

　　(3) permission n. 允許

　　(4) masculinity n. 陽(yáng)性，男性

　　(5) image n . 形象，肖像

　　(6) Mickey Mouse 米老鼠

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、誤(F)：

　　① When the son pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, the mother thought her son was old enough to make an adult decision.

　?、?A few days before his birthday, the son came home with a tattoo.

　?、?The mother wondered what symbol her son had chosen.

　　④ The image of Mickey Mouse on the son's shoulder was three inches long.

　?、?From the passage, we can see that the son really made an adult decision.

　　成年人的抉擇

　　我兒子十八歲前的那一年，他常常向我提出準(zhǔn)許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這樣做。他爭(zhēng)辯說(shuō)他不久就要成為男子漢了，并說(shuō)他應(yīng)該能夠作出成年人的抉擇了。果然，十八歲生日的幾天后，他文了身，回到家里。盡管我對(duì)此感到不高興，但出于好奇，我想看看他選擇了什么雄性象征物。原來(lái)是他在肩上文了一個(gè)兩英寸長(zhǎng)的米老鼠像。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?F ② F ③ T ④ F ⑤ F

　　超級(jí)簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　What Grade

　　Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?"

　　"Eleventh!" Kristin replied.

　　Notes:

　　① niece n.侄女 ④ full-service n.晝夜服務(wù)

　?、?license n.駕駛執(zhí)照 ⑤ pump n.加油機(jī)

　?、?pull up 停止

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答問(wèn)題：

　　(1) How old was Kristin?

　　(2) What had she just gotten?

　　(3) what did she offer to do one day?

　　(4) What did the attendant mean by asking "What grade, miss?"

　　(5) How did Kristin misunderstand the attendant?

　　哪一級(jí)

　　我的十七歲的侄女，科里斯蒂，剛剛拿到駕照。她主動(dòng)提出去加油站給她媽媽的車(chē)加油。她把車(chē)開(kāi)到晝夜服務(wù)的加油泵前。服務(wù)員問(wèn)她：“(加油加到)哪一級(jí)，小姐?”

　　“十一(年)級(jí)!”科里斯蒂回答說(shuō)。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?Seventeen years old.

　?、?She has just gotten her driving license.

　　③ She offered to take her mother's car to the gas station.

　?、?He wanted her to select the proper kind of gas for the car.

　?、?She thought that the attendant was asking which grade she was in at school.

　　(二)

　　Were on That Mountain Over There

　　My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son, an electronics engineer, produced from his pack a hand-held Global Positioning System receiver.

　　"I know exactly where we are, " he proudly announced, after carefully locking the instrument on four satellites high above the earth and checking his map. "We're on that mountain there!"

　　Notes:

　　(1) hike v.遠(yuǎn)足;徒步旅行

　　(2) Rockies n.(美國(guó))落基山脈

　　(3) compass n.羅盤(pán)

　　(4) go off course 走下了道

　　(5) electronics n.電子學(xué)

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　　① Why did the mother and son become lost in the southern Rockies?

　　A. Because they were hiking.

　　B. Because the Rockies were too high.

　　C. Because they were climbing too high.

　　D. Because they had gone off course.

　?、?What's the use of a compass?

　　A. to determine where people have gone off course.

　　B. to show people the correct direction.

　　C. to make people confused about direction.

　　D. to make people work well

　?、?What was the son?

　　A. a mechanic

　　B. a tourist guide

　　C. an electronics engineer

　　D. a traveller

　?、?How many satellites did the son lock the instrument on?

　　A. One

　　B. Two

　　C. Three

　　D. Four

　　⑤ What do you think of the son's way to solve the problem?

　　A. It was a clever way.

　　B. It was the only way.

　　C. It wouldn't solve their problem.

　　D. The son took too much of himself.

　　我們?cè)谀亲缴?/p>

　　落基山脈徒步旅行時(shí)，由于爬得太高，我和兒子都迷了路。我立刻拿出地圖和羅盤(pán)來(lái)確定我們是在哪幾走錯(cuò)了路。我的兒子是位電子學(xué)工程師，他卻馬上從包里拿出一個(gè)全球定位系統(tǒng)接收器。他很小心地把儀器鎖定在地球上空的四個(gè)衛(wèi)星上，認(rèn)真地看了看儀器上的圖。然后他自豪地宣布道：“我知道我們的確切位置了。我們就在那邊的那個(gè)山上!”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?D ② B ③ C ④ D ⑤C