英語幽默小故事5篇

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英語故事會出現(xiàn)學生認識或是不認識的單詞，而這個單詞的重復不斷出現(xiàn)，會加深同學們對單詞的記憶。這種記憶不是死記硬背，而是在潛移默化中，讓學生記住。這次小編給大家整理了英語幽默小故事，供大家閱讀參考。

英語幽默小故事

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英語幽默小故事1

Don't Pick Up the Money on the Ground

An economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother.

Why not?

If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone would have picked it up already.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

別撿地上的錢

一位經(jīng)濟學教授和一名學生正在大街上行走，這時他們看到前面的人行道上躺著一張20美元面值的鈔票。學生走過去準備撿，教授制止了他，告訴他別自尋煩惱。

“為什么不撿?”

“假如那是一張真20美元鈔票的話，早就有人撿走了?！?/p>

“該發(fā)明的都已經(jīng)被發(fā)明出來了?！?/p>

英語幽默小故事2

The Less You Know, the More Money You Make

Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.

Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we have

Knowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

知識越少掙錢越多

定理：工程師和科學家永遠應當比經(jīng)濟專家掙錢少。

下面是對該定理的一個嚴格的數(shù)學證明：

假設一：知識就是力量(Power)。

假設二：時間就是金錢。

每個工程師都知道：功率(Power)= 。既然知識=力量，時間=金錢，我們有：知識= 。求解金錢表達式，我們得到：金錢= 。

因此，當知識趨于零時，無論你做了多少功，金錢趨于無窮大。

結論：知識越少，你掙得的金錢就越多。

英語幽默小故事3

They Should Be Playing at Night

A therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to some frustration among the three. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead walks over to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he is with is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for their patience for the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life I've preached for all to be better to my fellow man and here I am complaining about the blind!" The therapist says, "I've been trained my whole life to help others and here I am complaining about the blind, shame on me!" The economist says, "Oh no! They should be playing at night."

他們本該在晚上打球

神父、心理學家和經(jīng)濟學家三人結伴打高爾夫。前面的一組打球進度極其緩慢，這讓三人大為惱火。他們開始抱怨，前面那組中的一人聽到抱怨聲后朝他們走了過來。他自我介紹說是前面那組球手們的助手，因為那組球手都是盲人。助手感謝他們三位耐心等待。神父聽后忙說：“哦，不會吧?我一輩子都在祈禱同胞們過上更美好的生活，而我卻在這里抱怨這些盲人!”心理學家也趕緊說：“我一生的信條是幫助別人，可是我卻在這里抱怨這些盲人，我真慚愧!”這時只聽經(jīng)濟學家說：“哦，別這樣!他們本該在晚上打球的?！?/p>

英語幽默小故事4

A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with no reply from the pilot.Finally，in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354，Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.

一名飛行員在中西部上空聽到地面指揮塔的指揮員在呼叫一民航調整其正常接收頻率。"354航班，”指揮塔在呼叫，“請與堪薩斯市中心135.5頻率聯(lián)系?！边@一指令重復了幾次之后，竟沒得到任何回音。最后，指揮塔的指揮員顯然是被激怒了，他大聲地銳:"354航班，西蒙說速與135. 5預率聯(lián)系。”這一聲顯然奏效，只聽對方慌忙地做了回答并迅速服從了指揮?！?/p>

英語幽默小故事5

Even My Driver Can Answer that Question

A famous game theorist, having won the Clark prize, was set to give a series of lectures at prestigious universities throughout the northeast. For the task, he hired a car and driver to take him from place to place . With nothing else to do, the driver would sit in on the highly technical lectures. After several lectures, the driver commented to the economist, "You know, I've heard your lecture so much that I think I could deliver it myself." The economist found this idea intriguing and decided to switch places with him at his next lecture.

The driver gave the talk flawlessly. However, after the lecture, some one in the audience asked him a rather technical question that the driver had no idea how to even begin to answer. The driver considered it for a moment, and then replied, "That question is so easy, even my driver can answer it."

甚至我的司機都能回答那個問題

一位著名的博弈論專家一獲得克拉克獎便開始在東北部各個知名大學展開一系列講座。為了完成這項任務，他租了一輛車并雇了一名司機載著他到處趕場。沒有別的事可做的司機就坐在課堂里聽專家那科技含量頗高的講座。幾場講座下來，司機對這位經(jīng)濟學家說：“我聽了這么多次你的講座，我覺得我自己也能講了?！苯?jīng)濟學家覺得這個想法很有趣，于是決定下次作講座時他們兩個互換位置。

司機完美無瑕地完成了演講?？墒钱斨v座結束后，聽眾中有人問了他一個技術含量相當高的問題，他不知如何開口回答。司機沉思了一會，回答道：“這個問題太簡單了，連我的司機都能回答。”

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